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更新时间：2023-12-05 12:40
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纽约黑社会老大保罗（罗伯特•德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰）深感自己患上了心脏病，虽然体检报告并没有任何征兆，但他还是在老朋友的介绍下，找了离婚的心理医生本（比利•克里斯托 Billy Crystal 饰）治疗。
长篇影评
1 ) 过瘾的台词
Jelly: I'm gonna get a bite to eat. You wanna sandwich or somethin'?
Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich.
[afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti]
Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... im gonna kill you , you understand?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.
Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
Jelly: Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word "no" a lot, do you?
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, I hear it all the time, only it's more like "no, please, no!"
Primo: Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready.
Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] How was that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: It was going great until the, cutting off of the balls and shoving it up his, ass. You know what i do when I'm mad? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow. See how you feel
Boss Paul Vitti: [pulls out a gun and starts shooting the pillow] There's you fucking pillow.
[Impersonating a gangster]
Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.
Boss Paul Vitti: I couldn't get it up last night.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You mean sexually?
Boss Paul Vitti: No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually! What the fuck's the matter with you?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I have to say, not being able to perform three or four times...
Boss Paul Vitti: Eight times.
Dr. Ben Sobel: ...eight times, is not catastrophic.
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, maybe not to you, look at you. But if I can't get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can't have that. In my world I deal with animals, Doctor. They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you, but make no mistake, Doctor, animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.
[when two hit men attack Paul and Ben in a junkyard, Ben grabs Paul's gun and blindly shoots back - he straightens up and sees two dead men]
Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that?
Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.
Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich.
[afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti]
Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... im gonna kill you , you understand?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.
Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
Jelly: Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word "no" a lot, do you?
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, I hear it all the time, only it's more like "no, please, no!"
Primo: Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready.
Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] How was that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: It was going great until the, cutting off of the balls and shoving it up his, ass. You know what i do when I'm mad? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow. See how you feel
Boss Paul Vitti: [pulls out a gun and starts shooting the pillow] There's you fucking pillow.
[Impersonating a gangster]
Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.
Boss Paul Vitti: I couldn't get it up last night.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You mean sexually?
Boss Paul Vitti: No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually! What the fuck's the matter with you?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I have to say, not being able to perform three or four times...
Boss Paul Vitti: Eight times.
Dr. Ben Sobel: ...eight times, is not catastrophic.
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, maybe not to you, look at you. But if I can't get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can't have that. In my world I deal with animals, Doctor. They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you, but make no mistake, Doctor, animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.
[when two hit men attack Paul and Ben in a junkyard, Ben grabs Paul's gun and blindly shoots back - he straightens up and sees two dead men]
Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that?
Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.
2 ) 唯一缺点——烂尾结局
不知为何，早已功成名就的Robert De Niro，人到老年，忽然迷上了喜剧片，对于他此类的作品，我看了几部（比如那部《拜见岳父大人》，比如本片的续集《老大靠边闪2》），但总觉的没有这一部来的带劲（或者更坦率的说，那两部简直就是垃圾!)。
个人认为，喜剧片其实最难做到的，就是导演在影片中的安排的“笑点”，既要让人感到真的很好笑，而且还要显得不那么“下作”，正所谓“乐而不淫”是也，《Analyze This》 真的做到了。
在此只举一个例子：那个模仿自《father2》的“谋杀场景”，真是把我乐到崩溃了！
这部电影唯一让我不满意的是它的结局：一群黑手党头子，莫名其妙的就被FBI给全抓了，电影就这样稀里糊涂突然“被”结束了，“大佬”Robert De Niro居然早已在被抓之前，受到心理医生Crystal 的感召，改邪归正了。
很主流，很商业的一个结局。
当然，这也是一个让人觉得不可思议，不可接受的结局，就像影片中De Niro在影片中的那位“死对头”所说的：“你可不是公务员，黑帮老大可不是你说不干就能不干的！”
个人认为，喜剧片其实最难做到的，就是导演在影片中的安排的“笑点”，既要让人感到真的很好笑，而且还要显得不那么“下作”，正所谓“乐而不淫”是也，《Analyze This》 真的做到了。
在此只举一个例子：那个模仿自《father2》的“谋杀场景”，真是把我乐到崩溃了！
这部电影唯一让我不满意的是它的结局：一群黑手党头子，莫名其妙的就被FBI给全抓了，电影就这样稀里糊涂突然“被”结束了，“大佬”Robert De Niro居然早已在被抓之前，受到心理医生Crystal 的感召，改邪归正了。
很主流，很商业的一个结局。
当然，这也是一个让人觉得不可思议，不可接受的结局，就像影片中De Niro在影片中的那位“死对头”所说的：“你可不是公务员，黑帮老大可不是你说不干就能不干的！”
3 ) 1999年最具品味的轻喜剧
1999年最具品味的轻喜剧.它让你会心地笑，并不停地叫绝，本来德尼罗对黑帮老大的塑造已成为他骨子里的东西，而本片拿这些东西来开玩笑，大概也只有他能胜任。片中他信手拈来的每个细节。处处是不着痕迹的神来妙笔。这种喜剧也许正是吉姆·凯瑞梦想达到的境界。
4 ) 好莱坞其实最专业
把精神分析、黑帮、幽默熔入一炉，让我们见识好莱坞的专业水准。技术分工细、表演工夫深、专业知识扎实、统筹能力一流，还有冷幽默，只有好莱坞。
5 ) 喜感不足
一直演正剧的罗伯特.德尼罗演喜剧角色，一直演喜剧的比利.克里斯托演正剧角色，这种反差造就了极强的戏剧效果。只是剧情实在有些温吞，笑点不够，话唠来凑。虽然德尼罗这次的黑帮老大出来的喜剧效果尚可，但完全被身边那个一脸横肉的跟班抢戏了。话说无间道里面陈永仁找心理医生咨询不知道有没有从这里借鉴。归根结底，这虽然是一部别具一格的黑帮喜剧，但不够劲，浪费了一个好创意。
6 ) 《老大靠边闪》老大这个职业不好当
保罗·维蒂是个臭名昭著的黑社会大佬，行事狠辣，杀人如麻这样。有一天，就在和老爹的挚友多米尼克聚会时，突然一股势力过来杀害两人，保罗幸免于难。保罗开始疯狂查找杀害多米尼克的黑帮，他发现自己因为多米尼克回想起父亲，需要一名心理医生。
保罗的父亲曾经合作一名黑手党，几十年前黑手党大佬聚会，多米尼克和保罗老爹都有参加，当时被联邦探员追赶，两人机智逃生。不久之后，保罗老爹和家人在餐厅聚餐的时候，被人拿枪杀死。
本·索贝尔医生生活也不是很顺心，他是一名心理医生，技术娴熟，乐于帮助患者，不过自己的老爹始终都技压自己一头。老爹合作心理医生，非但如此，还会自己出书，最近自己准备再婚，在聚会上，老爹竟然不愿意参加。医生也是很恼火，就在医生开车和儿子讲话的时候，撞到了前面黑手党保罗手下杰利的车子，本主动把名片交给了杰利。
阴差阳错之下，刚好保罗需要心理医生，杰利就把本推荐给了他。保罗和本一接触，就很满意，本似乎是个很好的医生。于是，保罗命令杰利三天两头叫本来自己这里。就在本和劳拉结婚的当天，保罗竟然在婚礼的酒店上，杀死一个人，从7楼跳下来的，一下子把本的婚礼给搞砸了。
本十分生气，奈何拗不过保罗。随着本对保罗的了解加深，他开始发现保罗问题所在，那就是保罗对当年父亲的死有内疚之感，于是本开始治疗保罗，给保罗感动的一把鼻涕一把泪。在黑手党大会上，保罗因为伤心过度没法参加，杰利竟然想到了要让医生代替保罗。一段搞笑表演之后，保罗来到，双方进行一场火并，被联邦探员抓走。
莉莎·库卓音容相貌出现是个惊喜，德尼罗演黑帮角色最好了
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈绝对是高潮迭起，笑点不断啊！！！！！这是反黑帮片么！每次德尼罗哭的一把鼻涕一把泪的时候我就喷饭了啊！！！哥们儿你不要这么逗好不好！现在才觉得这个片名真是形象极了！！简直是傲娇有没有啊！！！
虽然编的太离谱但这对活宝太惹人爱啦。。RobertDeNiro就是演黑手党的料举手投足就是老大这样杀人不眨眼的居然有father issue看到他哭就想笑。。BillyCrystal太有搞笑天才心理医生可不是好当哒不过当哥儿们真讲义气。。看到Phoebe呵呵客串。。
如今看来最大的亮点都依靠于德尼罗自身的「黑道教父」属性的消解，以及对黑帮片的无情嘲弄，三脚猫心理医生成为通吃黑道的「神秘高手」更是一种属于21世纪的「类型消亡」手法，德尼罗和克里斯托在本片中的「微表情」都属于表演教科书级别。
比利客串老友记时可没想到他在这儿和菲比这么配！有些时代感。Primo是非常嫌犯的警探，现在才看出他是妙女里的刚爸！Sopranos还“笑”过这片，而心理医生又演阿刚妈！最后Best's yet to come歌声一落Tony Bennett颤栗着出来笑死了，特别知道教父歌手原型是他之后！各种恶搞教父最有趣！
跟着桃姐看烂片...
好玩，第二部差了太多。
叽叽歪歪的黑帮老大和磨磨叽叽的心理医生，最终他们都找到了自己。
Shrink，本意为收缩退缩，也是心理医生的俗称。生死关头克里斯托推开德尼罗那个动作代表着：心理医生绝不退缩！……但造就此意的枪战桥段却不算好戏。影片前半部分的确充分利用黑帮老大看心理医生的独特视角制造了不少噱头，可也正因为初设本身的荒诞自嘲感过于浓烈，当你试图把主基调再拉回到正剧煽情就显得力不从心……三星半。
《教父》中的黑手党是睿智的，帅帅的，酷酷的，让人窒息；这里的黑手党却是傻傻的，肥肥的，呆呆的，同样雷到窒息，anyway, i love both Robert De Niro and Al Pacino
哎喲這部片好嗲wwww老大和醫生都超嗲的www
黑手党老大找心理医生的题材99年就有了？翻了一下黑道家族也差不多早3个月开播。
本来应该是个不错的故事，可惜完全没有喜剧效果。不够搞笑的根本原因可能在于没有找到有效的戏剧冲突，人物性格平淡无奇。
哈哈哈，恶搞教父那段完全一模一样。最好笑的一段话“哪种三明治吃了不会胖？”“半个三明治。”
黑帮教父找心理医生治疗，各种闹剧，当然很扯，但仍然是一部出色的喜剧片——剧本工整，喜感纷呈。没有人比 罗伯特·德尼罗更适合演黑帮教父了，而他的喜剧才华从《喜剧之王》《下班后》开始就一发不可收拾了，也没有几个演员比比利·克里斯托更有喜剧天赋了，他们的结合，成就了这部黑帮喜剧。
好玩不过节奏慢了点
神秘极道兵器closure，婚礼现场坠楼刺客头盘，黑帮会议谈心聊《异形》，挡子弹是为心理医生职业风险；挺开心
荒诞又合乎情理的搞笑, 德尼罗演喜剧的开端.
美国喜剧片最喜欢的那种不同人群之间的不协调感，比利克里斯托怎么看也严肃不起来，德尼罗就算哭了也还是像个教父，两人之间的对话非常风趣幽默。丽莎库卓怎么演都还是有菲比的影子，不算出彩，人物形象也很扁平，她适合去演伍迪艾伦的片子，天生一股文艺范。恶搞教父的那一段算是绝了。
不得不安一个“黑帮”的标签，这个真是把教父恶搞到极限了（亏我前两个礼拜才刚复习了一遍！），连异形也躺枪。。笑死我了，教父那段真是不得不暂停电影笑一会儿然后接着看。。。