第一集：max就这样去读大学了，毫不犹豫地甩开妈妈和朋友一起玩，妈妈就这样看着她离开，哭哭。

第二集：开头因为片场太热各种咆哮、脱裤子吃盒饭，还有跟那个客串怪兽在抱怨工作生活，Sam说赶紧让他去空调房吧，笑吐了。

第三集：慢慢感受到三个孩子的变化，很微妙。

第四集：Sam对Duke的宠爱真的上不封顶。和欺负自己小孩的家长争论，和片场损害大家的行为抗争，面对示好的同事主动怼回去，完全的平等意识和维护自己生活的秩序，Sam好酷。片头以和前夫的春梦开始，片尾以酒吧里美好的邂逅结束…那个姐姐好迷人啊！！！！迷醉在她的笑眼里。

第五集：二女儿是真的很爱唠叨她妈妈，她就是那种酷酷的但一直想跟妈妈撒娇贴贴的宝宝！好心酸，大女儿退学、二女儿青春期、小女儿和自己的妈也是各种事儿，mom stuff list是那么长，以至于即使流着眼泪说I can’t，也要继续硬着头皮扛下去，给我开点治疗失眠的药吧，我只想要一个完整的睡眠。

第六集：前夫太贱了

第七集：哈哈给青春期的女儿进行爱的教育和感恩教育，就是把自己气死，Frankie和Sam属于互相拿捏。等屎来真的笑疯了。

第八集：你的妈妈是世界上最好的妈妈，她爱你，她永远都在，你需要时、不需要时、睡着时、醒来时，她都在，即使人不在，心也在。我真的是被梅尔搞得很dizzy，太美了……

第十集：朋友聚会，一个朋友忍不住对男的示好被Sam怼了，Sam忍无可忍地说，不能让你老公回避吗？这种感觉相信很多人都很熟悉吧。在聚会的时候突然插起来个男的就会让人不自在。和女儿一起回忆自己的父亲，录音带和录像带和照片，是多么珍贵的回忆。“But I just take life as it comes.”

十一集：一开头就被奶奶笑死。

第十二集：我还是更喜欢第二季，因为没有青春期。让你走是我的温柔，辣椒饭和位置追踪是我的牵挂，我对全世界挥舞拳头，唯独对我的女儿们张开我的怀抱。我的浴缸随时为你开放，你的要求我永远满足。人生如此，世界糟糕，恭喜你，又挺过一年。love you,love you Sam,love you Frankie,love you Max,love you Duke.

If you don't go potty, the wolf will come and eat you. Eat your spinach or you'll never grow. Don't listen to the bullies, they are just jealous of you. Your father and I are splitting up, but nothing is going to change. It's okay. Everything happens for a reason.

These are the little lies we tell our little ones. These harmless little lies that make their little lives a little easier. These little white lies. We need to talk about the way we talk to our kids. Because there's never been a worse time to have a casual relationship with the truth.

And we know enough to ask for better, Because you raised us better. When did parental control become a settle on your iPad? You pass on to us your insecurities, Your prejudices, your morality. Your weak ankles, your crooked teeth, Your fear of spiders, and your high cholesterol. Why not your truth? Why not say your truths? Give us the benefit of your experience, While we're still asking.

If you want to protect me from the world, Then prepare me for the world. I wish I had known that everything was going to change, That I would see my father only once a year, That I would hear my mother sobbing in the bathroom, trying to be strong for us. I wish I had known that they weren't jealous, That they didn't understand what I was, That I DIDN'T understand what I was.

But it's okay, because everything happens for a reason, right? Stop worrying about the medium. And start caring about the message. Because there's never been an easy way to tell a hard truth.

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Dear mom, There's so many things to say. I'm simultaneously overwhelmed by having too much to say and nothing to say at all. Things are weird, but things have always have been weird. What we know is this: You have survived another year. You made it. We all made it. Happy birthday. Love you. Kiss, hugs. K-O. Frankie.