第七季第八集，全集最恶心的一集。真的非常爱摩登家庭，但是不懂编剧在想什么。这一集，海利跟Andy约了。海利跟andy在Andy已订婚的情况下约了。知道对方已订婚的海利依然跟Andy约了。而且还约了不止一次。怎么会有这么恶心的事情？？？虽然一直觉得海利不是传统的那种乖乖女，放荡不羁爱自由，但是当第三者OK么？Andy跟海利是要做一对渣男贱女咯？编剧究竟在想什么？要把人设写成这样？？

跟弹幕里讨论，结果弹幕里说这样没什么？？没什么？？如果这种事情发生在你自己身上，你还能觉得没什么？你的男朋友前脚跟你订婚，后脚跟别的女人约了，你觉得没什么？那你很cool哦。如果真的发生了，也千万不要哭唧唧，记得今天自己说的话，这样没什么。

也有很多朋友说，这就是现实里会发生的事情啊，所以很写实。对啊，如果现实生活中发生这种事情，大家绝对是一片骂声，所以海利跟Andy这样做就是不对啊。即使这是剧，这两个角色也是不OK。别说什么欧美更开放，出轨这种事情放哪个国家哪个人种身上都不能忍好嘛？？

摩登家庭真的是一部很好的电视剧，我自己都刷了不止十遍了。每一个角色大家都喜欢，都有自己的粉丝，可能看剧的时候就会带着滤镜去看待角色的行为。但是，剧情编成这样就是脑子里有屎。同理phil还没结婚的时候短暂的脚踏两条船，jay出差的时候跟同业约炮。这都是道德错误，原则错误。电视剧把他表现出来了，很写实，但无可否认，无论是什么角色，这种行为都非常垃圾。

说了不看结果还是看完了。

就像Phil说的，What I wanted to yell was "Just stop growing up"，呆头呆脑婴儿肥的Luke成了一个专注于泡妞渐渐和父亲疏远的青少年，虽然现在他挺帅的但我有点想念那个little Luke；前两季还不会说话的Lily成为善良又毒舌的小女孩，和第一季的Luke一样大。

我知道Haley和Andy总有一天会分手，可我没想到这么快。"You're the first man I've ever loved. You really are the first." 我一开始站这对cp的时候真的没想到会有这一天，我满足了。他们有在共同进步，即使分开也是为了更优秀的未来。

那个小姑娘终于不再轻浮地对待感情。一开始，即使动心也不敢表明，怕自己的三分钟热度伤到诚恳的对方。到后来，分开时他说“我不后悔和你在一起的每分每秒”，她说“你是我真心爱过的第一个男人”（哇用中文说出来感觉好怪，还是英文更适合说肉麻的话）。Haley终于学会了真诚地去爱一个人。他们所实现的比我期待的多多了，即使缘分短暂也没关系，这不是Haley众多随随便便的关系中的其中一段，这是最珍贵的一份真心。所以，即使后来Haley和Dylan死灰复燃未婚先孕生了两个双胞胎Dylan也变成了Modern Family的一员也没关系了，我站的cp已经圆满了。

S01E01: 我们来自不同的世界，但我们彼此相容。爱将我们紧紧相连，共度风风雨雨。我到你的前面，只有一事相许，我的心只属于你。

We're form different worlds，yet we somehow fit together.Love is what binds us,through fair or stormy weather.I stand before you now with only one agenda .To let you know my heart is yours.

S01E02: 那么，成为好父亲的秘诀是什么？有时候事情会如你所愿,有时候则事与愿违，但你要坚持。因为当一切尘埃落地，一个好父亲的大部分特征就会自然出现

Okay.The key to being a good dad?Sometimes things work out just the way you want.Sometimes they don't .You gotta hang in there.Because when all is said and done. 90% of being a dad …is just showin up.

S01E03: 不觉得好像伸出手臂就能拥抱全世界吗？

Doesn't it feel like these arms could go around the world?

S01E04: 你们都极力想护住那些美好的东西

You're reaching out,trying to hold on to something awesome.

S01E06: 我们常常为了深爱我们的人做些稀奇古怪的事，我们对他们撒谎，我们为他们撒谎。或许生活中难免坎坷颠簸，但我们总希望他们过得尽善尽美。就像是肩负着最沉重的负担，但却是世上最甜蜜的负担。

We do strange things for the people we love. We lie to them. We lie for them. There may be some bumps along the way. but we never stop wanting the best for them. That's what makes it such a tough job.Kind of the best job in the world.

S01E07： 我们教育孩子说，输赢无所谓。但平心而论，胜利的感觉好极了，他们在阳光下的那一刻是无与伦比的美丽，。也许每位家长都希望孩子能有这样的时刻，甚至希望自己也能这样。有时我们太苛求结果，结果导致许多怨恨和愧疚。怎么才不算过分呢，我的想法是 愧疚总会过去，奖牌才是硬道理。（哈哈哈哈哈哈…）

We tell our kids it doesn't matter if you win or lose .but let's be honest .winning feels pretty great. There's noting like that golden moment in the sun. I think every parent probably wants that for their child .And maybe a little bit for ourselves too. Sometimes we push too hard .And that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt. So,how much is too much? Here's where I come out .Guilt fades ,Hardware is forever .

S01E08: 我太爱你了，但我觉得你可能永远不会知道

I love you so much, and I feel you just are never gonna know it.

S01E10: 重点是那些已经是永不褪色的回忆了，但现在我有绝佳的机会，来和我的新家人去创造我们的新回忆，终有一日这些回忆也会不同寻常。

The point is that those are memories that I'll always have, but now I have the perfect opportunity to create new memories with my family. That are gonna be just as special someday.

每年的这个时候，我们就会经常谈论传统。尽管我们深爱着自己的传统，但有时候我们最美好的回忆，却来自于最颠覆传统的时刻。

We talk a lot about tradition this time of year. But as much as we love our traditions,sometimes our best memories come from the times that are the most untraditional.

S01E16：我是说，人不可能事事顺心。若事事顺心，则要珍惜当下。

I mean, things don't always work out.But you gotta love it when they do.

S01E18: 但是成长的可笑之处就在这里，在多年的时间中，大家都很害怕 标新立异 异于常人。然后，忽然之间，几乎是一夜之间，大家又都想异于常人。

But this is the funny thing about growing up. For years and years,everybody's desperately afraid to be different,you know, in any way. And then, suddenly,almost overnight,everybody wants to be different.

S01E22：你总是希望能和一个人心有灵犀。可到头来，发现其实没那么有默契时，总是有点沮丧。

You wanna believe you're on the same wavelength as someone, and then it's just …it's a little disheartening when you find out you're not.

S02E04: 你要知道我每天醒来，都因为我的生命中有你而心怀感激。

You should know that every day, I wake up very grateful to have you in my life.

S02E18: 人们总会出乎你的意料。你为表象所蒙蔽，看惯了他们人前的一面。以为眼见为实，这时他们就会出其不意，展示出自己深藏不露,不为你所知的复杂内心。

People can surprise you. You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles. They are what they are. And then they do something that shows you，there's all this depth and dimension that you never knew existed.

S02E22：也许我们是因为身边的人，才成为现在的自己。又或许，我们只是挑中了我们需要的人。不管是怎样，当你们找到彼此，就应该永远都不放手。

Maybe we are the way we are because of the people we're with. Or maybe we just pick the people we need. However it works, when you find each other,you should never let go.

S03E09: 这个世界上有梦想家，也有现实主义者。你可能会觉得梦想家们喜欢聚在一起，现实主义者又聚成另外的小团体。但是往往，两者喜欢混搭在一起。其实，梦想家需要现实主义者，提醒他们，不要把梦想放飞得过高。而现实主义者，如果没有梦想家的话，可能永远无法将梦想放飞。

There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreams, and the realists would find the realists,but more often than not,the opposite is true. You see,the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists …Well, without the dreamers they might not ever get off the ground.

S04E10: 这就是婚姻的可笑之处。你爱上一个人，卓越优秀的人。但随着时间推移，却只能看到对方的平凡。

That's the funny thing about marriage. You fall in love with this…extraordinary person. And over time,they begin to seem ordinary.

有时候我不太理解人类，他们因为最傻的原因做出疯狂的事。他们说服自己无论怎样都会有好结果，他们会无视所有相反的证据。

Sometimes I don't understand people. They do crazy things for the dumbest reasons.They convince themselves it'll all work out…Despite all the evidence to the contrary.

S04E15: 那是最难的一点，不是吗？当你意识到你无法阻止这个世界伤害他们。

That's the hardest part,isn't it? When you realize you can't stop the world from hurting them.

S05E21: 让人们见到真实的你是很可怕的一件事，即使是面对你最亲的家人亦是如此。但其实我们最不该担心他们的态度，因为他们是最不带偏见爱我们的人。他们会原谅我们的过错，庆祝我们的不完美，甚至会鼓励我们尽情展现真实的自己。

It's scary to let people see the real you,even when those people are your own family. But aren't they the ones we should be least worried about, the ones who will love us without judging, who forgives our faults and celebrate our imperfections.

Maybe even encourage us to let our true

selves shine through.

S07E08: 为何我们要选择与我们相差甚多的人做伴侣？并非命运或机遇，也并非俗话所谓的“心意难为” 。我们选择了现在的伴侣是因为，他们代表了童年缺失的部分，我们选择他们，是因为它们有着我们渴望拥有的品质。如此一来，如此的选择了区别甚大的伴侣。并努力地给他们提供他们想要的东西，我们为自己的成长规划好了方向。

Why do we choose partners so different from ourselves? It's not fate or chance or cliches like “the heart wants what the heart wants ”. We choose our partners because they represent the unfinished business form our childhood. And we chose them because they manifest the qualities we wish we had. In doing so, in choosing such a challenging partner,and working to give them what they need, we chart a course for our own growth.

S07E22: 有时候你会经历被众人围绕着，却仍然觉得十分孤独的时刻。你只想回到家人身边汲取安慰，但有时即使是家人都无法给你这种安慰。因为其实他们也会遭遇和你一样的孤独，你只能隐忍地等到这种煎熬结束，然后你就能好好睡下，希望醒来后是美好的一天。

Sometimes, you have one of those days where you are surrounded by people, but you still feel pretty lonely. All you want to do is go home to the comfort of your family. But sometimes,even your family can't give you that comfort.Because it turns out they've all had one of those days,too. All you can do is wait for days like that be over...so you can go to bed and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow.

“Sometime you will have one of those days, where you are surrounded by people but you still feel lonely, all you want to do is go home to the comfort of your family, but sometimes, even your family can’t give you that comfort, bcz it turns out they have all bad one of those days, all u can do is wait for days like that to be over, so you can go to bed and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow”

1.summer loving 2.the day alex left for colleage 3.the closet case luke暖男hhh 4.she crazy 5.the verdict 6.the move you ignore me最后Jay那番话太强了，you want know what drove jay pritchety？people telling me i wasn't good enough.michael要开事务所了哈哈哈 7.phils sexy sexy house 8.clean out your junk drawer 9.white christmas andy和haley在一起了哈哈哈，claire接手公司 10.playdates 11.spread your wings

12.clean for a day

13.thunk in the thunk

14.the storm

15.i don't know how she does it

16.the cover-up

17.express yourself

18.the party这俩磕high了哈哈哈

19.man sholdn't lie

20.promposal

21.crazy train

22.double click

重温第七季。

严格意义上第七季是我的摩登第一季。第六季发现，第七季第一次完整从头追到尾。其实七到十有很多只看了一遍，可能是真的有点失望吧。但是回过头来发现第七季其实还是很好的。接下来进入第八季不知道又会是什么感受？

大姐从这一季开始了坎坷的感情路。想到后面还有教授和那个油腻天气预报员就有点心累。jay选择退休，claire正式掌权。phil和gloria和cam搞起了辣酱；gloria的再就业初现端倪。

多希望后面的路还走的如此平稳。

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戳最终季wrapup：

【modern family: a modern farewell***(ep14-家长们updated/摩登家庭/依旧摩登/)】 //www.douban.com/doubanapp/dispatch/review/10549847

摩登家庭 第十一季 (2019)

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2019 / 美国 / 喜剧 爱情 / 盖尔·曼库索 斯蒂文·莱维坦 / 艾德·奥尼尔 索菲娅·维加拉