I know how dark it is for you right now.Curled up,lying in your own emotional vomit.You are in hell now,Boomhauer.And the only way out is through a long dark tunnel.And you are afraid to go in because there is a train comming at you,carrying a boxcar full of heartbreak.Well,let me tell you something,all you can do is let it hit you and then try to find your legs.I know.I've take that hit more then I can remember.Look at me,Boomhauer.I'm fat and old,and everyday I'm gonna wake up fatter and older.But somehow,I manage to drag this fat old bald bastard out int that alley every day.I'm out there digging holes,falling into them,climbing out,trying again.And tomorrow I'm gonna hang outside at a lady's prison.And the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years is me.Will I get one?Experience says no.Will I be out there nex month?If I'm alive,you better believe it.You gotta get right back on that tanning bad,slip into a tight T-shirt,wash off some of that cologne and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some stange woman's bed! Hel! Yeah man!

关于Bobby和Luanne

①Bobby 一开始设定为12岁， Luanne 一开始是19.5岁

②S5E3说，Bobby即将在下一周满13岁

③S8E11Luanne在社区大学读了2.5年还没有毕业

由此可以看出，从S1E1到S5E3最多过了一年，从S1E1到S8E11至少过了2.5年，S8E11Luanne至少是22岁。如果一切正常的话，Bobby应该是至少14.5岁。所以Bobby和Luanne成长速度不一致。此外，S7E21Luanne还有3天到21岁，也就是说，S7E21到S8E11过了将近1年。

而且根据我的判断，到了S9E12（我现在二刷到的地方），Bobby依旧是13岁多。

关于节日

S5E8,S6E4是圣诞节，S8E7和S9E2也都是圣诞节，按理讲应该S5E8到S9E2至少是过了3年；而S9E1刚刚说“summer coming”。我的结论是，这是个漏洞。

S7E9接近万圣节，S8E7是圣诞节，中间最少过了

此外，S8E5 Peggy41岁，S9E12 Dale 42岁

暂时还没有进行严谨的分析；我会持续更新的。